{"id":973,"date":"2025-12-02T17:04:05","date_gmt":"2025-12-02T17:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=973"},"modified":"2025-12-08T17:58:31","modified_gmt":"2025-12-08T17:58:31","slug":"urgent-karen-scheduled-unauthorized-structural-maintenance-without-coo-approval-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/urgent-karen-scheduled-unauthorized-structural-maintenance-without-coo-approval-3\/","title":{"rendered":"URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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CHARLOTTE\u2019S SECOND REBUTTAL<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Filed Under:<\/strong> \u201cLuna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)\u201d
Prepared By:<\/strong> Charlotte de las Furias del Apocalipsis, Duchess of the Arctic Circle, Ruler of Common Sense, Owner of Scorchio<\/p>\n

1. OPENING STATEMENT<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Luna, my dear, you may clutch your binder and your organizational spreadsheets like a toddler clutching a security blanket, but I simply cannot allow these slanderous, binder-backed accusations<\/em> to stand. Your counter-rebuttal was loud, chaotic, and, frankly, beneath my station.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

We must restore dignity. My<\/em> dignity.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> ON LUNA CLAIMING SHE RUNS EVERYTHING<\/strong><\/h6>\n

<\/p>\n

Sweetheart. No. You \u201crun\u201d things the way a Roomba \u201ccleans\u201d: chaotically, loudly, and with no awareness of what you\u2019re bumping into.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s review the hierarchy:<\/p>\n

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    \n
  • \n
      <\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      \u00a0<\/p>\n

        \n
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        • I<\/strong> run the household.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

          <\/p>\n

            \n
          • \n
              \n
            • You<\/strong> run around the household.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

              <\/p>\n

                \n
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                  \n
                • Ziggy<\/strong> runs absolutely nothing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                  <\/p>\n

                    \n
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                      \n
                    • Tartiflette<\/strong> runs disasters.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                      <\/p>\n

                        \n
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                          \n
                        • Lilith<\/strong> runs shadow councils.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                          <\/p>\n

                            \n
                          • \n
                              \n
                            • Willow<\/strong> runs snack patrols.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                              <\/p>\n

                              <\/p>\n

                              The sooner you accept this administrative reality, the sooner we can return to peace.<\/p>\n

                              <\/p>\n

                              3. ON MY SUPPOSED BREAKING OF THE \u201cOMERT\u00c0\u201d<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                              <\/p>\n

                              First of all, Luna: I DO NOT SPEAK BREAKFAST.<\/strong><\/p>\n

                              <\/p>\n

                              You insist on yelling about omer-whatever, and all I hear is omelette<\/em>, which is a peasant dish requiring whisking, which I do not do. Let\u2019s be clear:<\/p>\n

                              <\/p>\n

                                \n
                              • \n
                                  <\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                  \u00a0<\/p>\n

                                    \n
                                  • \n
                                      \n
                                    • I did not break an omert\u00e0.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                      <\/p>\n

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                                          \n
                                        • I did not break an omelette.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                          <\/p>\n

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                                            • I haven\u2019t broken eggs in forever.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                • The last time I interacted with eggs was when I knocked the carton off the counter for fun. That was art. That was seven years ago.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  Your obsession with breakfast foods is your burden, not mine.<\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  4. ON <\/strong>PLANTS<\/strong> AND <\/strong>THE SECRET TREAT STASH<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  \"\"Yes, I may<\/em> have said something about plants and mentioned the secret treat location to Tartiflette. But consider, she asked very nicely and I was tired<\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  If your \u201comert\u00e0\u201d cannot withstand two eggs and a kitten in an apron, perhaps your code is fragile.<\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  5. ON SCORCHIO\u2019S LOYALTY<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  Let me correct this outrageous lie right now: Scorchio is not a \u201cseasonal employee.\u201d <\/strong>Scorchio is a mythical dragon of fire and chaos, and his allegiance lies with the one who truly understands him: Me.<\/em><\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  You may have snacks, Luna, but I<\/em> have flair. Dragons prefer flair.<\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  6.<\/strong> ON MY \u201cDIGNITY\u201d<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  You claim I ran through the house with a plastic cauldron on my head. This is slander. I was wearing it<\/strong>. It was a look. <\/em>One you clearly could not comprehend. Fashion is not chaos, fashion is vision. Some of us have it, some of us\u2026 have lousy binders.<\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  7. ON THE SURGERY<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  You think you\u2019ll be the one supervising iaia through recovery? Oh, Luna, you precious bean. NO.<\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  I shall be perched gracefully on iaia\u2019s chest, overseeing her vital signs and glaring at any cat who gets too close.<\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  Your binder can supervise the socks. That is your lane.<\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  8. CLOSING STATEMENT<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                  In conclusion:<\/p>\n

                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                    \n
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                                                      <\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                      \u00a0<\/p>\n

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                                                        • I did not break an omelette.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                            \n
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                                                            • I did not break an omert\u00e0.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                                • I broke NOTHING except maybe a few hearts and a lamp.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                  <\/p>\n

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                                                                    • Luna is dramatic.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                      <\/p>\n

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                                                                        • I am correct.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                            \n
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                                                                            • Scorchio agrees.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                                                • Anyone who says otherwise will be hearing from my lawyers (who are invisible but extremely competent).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  Signed with regal authority,
                                                                                  Charlotte, <\/strong>Duchess of the Artic Circle<\/strong><\/p>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  ********************************<\/strong><\/p>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  LUNA\u2019S COUNTER-COUNTER-REBUTTAL<\/strong><\/p>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  Filed Under:<\/strong> Defamation, Breakfast Confusion, and Roomba-Related Insults<\/em>
                                                                                  Prepared By:<\/strong> Luna M. Whiskers, COO, CFO of \u201cI\u2019m Done With This\u201d<\/p>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  1. OPENING REMARKS<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  Charlotte. Charlotte. Charlotte. I read your rebuttal, set down my binder gently, took a deep breath\u2026<\/p>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  \u2026and then screamed into a laundry basket for seven minutes. Because you calling me a Roomba?
                                                                                  A ROOMBA<\/strong>? The DISRESPECT.<\/p>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  2. ON BEING CALLED A ROOMBA<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  Let me explain something extremely important: Roombas spin in circles because they have no plan.<\/strong>
                                                                                  I spin in circles because I\u2019m surrounded by incompetence. <\/em>BIG difference. Also, if I WERE a Roomba, at least I would CLEAN UP after the chaos tornado known as \u201cCharlotte wearing a cauldron for fashion reasons.\u201d<\/p>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  3. ON HIERARCHY<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                  Your version of the \u201chousehold hierarchy\u201d is cute. Delusional, but cute. Let me present the REAL structure<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                    \n
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                                                                                      <\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                      \u00a0<\/p>\n

                                                                                        \n
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                                                                                        • Mama<\/strong> \u2013 Supreme Leader, Warm Lap Provider, Cookie Steward<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                          <\/p>\n

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                                                                                            • Me (Luna)<\/strong> \u2013 COO, Enforcer, Most Responsible Life Form Within 10 Miles<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                • Willow<\/strong> \u2013 Security & Snack Enforcement<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                  • \n
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                                                                                                    • Lilith<\/strong> \u2013 Magic & Unexplained Noises<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                        • Tartiflette<\/strong> \u2013 Junior Chaos Associate, Unpaid Intern, Probationary Forever<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                            • Ziggy<\/strong> \u2013 Furniture<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                • Charlotte<\/strong> \u2013 Public Relations<\/em> (talks a lot, contributes nothing)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                    • Collateral Damage<\/strong> \u2013 Still assessing the situation and his role<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      This is the truth. Print it. Frame it. Live it.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      4. ON OMERT\u00c0 VS. OMELETTE<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      I cannot BELIEVE we are still here. I say: \u201cYou broke the omert\u00e0.\u201d <\/strong>Charlotte hears: \u201cYou scrambled breakfast wrong.\u201d <\/strong>I say: \u201cThe code of silence.\u201d <\/strong>Charlotte hears: \u201cAdd cheese next time.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      I swear to whiskers, this cat has subtitles inside her skull<\/strong> and they are WRONG.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      5<\/strong>. ON SCORCHIO<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      I will not be intimidated by your oversized Home Depot dragon. Yes, Scorchio is dramatic, yes, he breathes fake fire, yes, he is your emotional service beast. And yes, you once cried on his foot when you couldn\u2019t find your favorite toy. But let the record show: I am the one who plugged him in. <\/strong>Power = loyalty.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      Sorry, Duchess.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      6<\/strong>. ON FASHION<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      Charlotte: \u201cIt was a look<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      Me: \u201cIt was a CAULDRON.\u201d<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      You can glue rhinestones to a traffic cone but it is STILL a traffic cone.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      7<\/strong>. ON SURGERY SUPERVISION<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      You perched on mama\u2019s chest? Great. Beautiful. Inspirational. But guess who will: bring the water, enforce the rest schedule, stop Tartiflette from turning the surgical bandage into a \u201cfashion scarf\u201d, prevent Willow from offering ham, prevent Lilith from summoning \u201chealing spirits who might be raccoons\u201d, record medications, guard the pillows AND keep mama from sneezing too hard?<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      Me.<\/strong><\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      You\u2019re support. I\u2019m logistics. Stay in your lane, Duchess.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      8<\/strong>. CLOSING STATEMENT<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      In summary:<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                      • \n
                                                                                                                          <\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                          \u00a0<\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                            • I am not a Roomba.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                              • \n
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                                                                                                                                • You DID break the omert\u00e0.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                    • You hear \u201comelette\u201d because your brain is made of decorative feathers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                        • Scorchio is plugged into MY outlet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                            • I will run surgery recovery.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                • You may hover like a dramatic chandelier.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                    • Tarti must be kept 30 ft away at all times.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                        • Ziggy is still asleep.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                            • I need a nap.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                              Signed with exasperation and impeccable organizational skill,
                                                                                                                                                              Luna M. Whiskers<\/strong>, COO, Professional Problem Solver \u2022 Binder Wielder \u2022 Absolutely Not a Roomba<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              CHARLOTTE\u2019S THIRD REBUTTAL<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              Filed Under:<\/strong> How Dare She, Vol. III<\/em>
                                                                                                                                                              Prepared By:<\/strong> Charlotte, Duchess of Artic Circle,<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              \u00a0<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              1. OPENING BROADSIDES<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              \"\"Luna. Luna, Luna, Luna. I was prepared to be civil. I was prepared to maintain decorum. But you crossed a line. A glittery, gold-embroidered line. You accused me of having a brain made of DECORATIVE FEATHERS.<\/strong><\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              This is libel. This is treason. This is\u2026 this is\u2026 downright poultry-themed disrespect.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              2. ON MY BRAIN<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              Let the record state, for the minutes of this meeting:<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                  <\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                  \u00a0<\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                  • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                    • My brain is not feathers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                        • My brain is not omelettes (though you insist on discussing them).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                            • My brain is not fluff.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                • My brain is a highly advanced judgment center capable of evaluating everyone\u2019s mistakes in under three seconds.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  If anything, YOUR brain is feathers, judging by how often you panic when a door closes too loudly.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  3. ON BEING CALLED \u201cPUBLIC RELATIONS\u201d<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, please. I am not \u201cPublic Relations.\u201d I am \u201cPublic Revelation.\u201d I reveal truths. Mainly about how wrong you are. Also, I do not \u201ctalk a lot.\u201d I communicate. There is a difference.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  4. ON THE CODE OF SILENCE<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  You keep yelling about this \u201comert\u00e0\u201d like you\u2019re in a Mafia movie. And MAYBE\u2014just MAYBE\u2014 if you explained your rules without screaming<\/strong>, I would not confuse them with brunch.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  You yell: \u201cCharlotte, you broke the omert\u00e0!\u201d <\/em>I hear: \u201cCharlotte, you burned the omelette!\u201d <\/em>One of these is a criminal offense. One is just Tuesday.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  5. ON THE TREAT STASH INCIDENT<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes, I told Tortilla Flat. But let\u2019s explore why:<\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                      <\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                      \u00a0<\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • You hid the treats in a box labeled \u201cBoring Documents.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Tarti was playing next the box.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • I was supervising her chaos (someone has to, I am her combat nanny and not by choice).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • I opened the box to inspect, and boom\u2014treats.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • What was I supposed to do? Not share information? I am a leader, not a miser.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you wanted secrecy, you should have labeled the box \u201cVacuum Parts.\u201d She would never have approached it.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          6. ON SCORCHIO\u2019S ALLEGIANCE<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          You plugged him in? HOW ADORABLE. That’s like saying you own the moon because you turned on a lamp. Scorchio is loyal to style<\/strong>, theatrics<\/strong>, and someone who can wear a cauldron without shame<\/strong>. Therefore: He is loyal to ME.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          7. ON THE \u201cCAULDRON INCIDENT\u201d<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          It was FASHION. You are jealous. I looked mystical, powerful, avant-garde. You look like a tax auditor for snacks.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          8. ON SURGERY SUPERVISION<\/strong><\/h6>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          You may claim logistics. You may claim organization. You may claim binders. But I claim presence.<\/strong><\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          I will sit on iaia gently, purr strategically, block her laptop so she actually rests, split the tangerine in segments of anyone who disturbs her (boy, I like this one), glare at everything else.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          And you know what, Luna? Rest requires ambiance. <\/strong>That is my domain.<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                          9. CLOSING REMARKS<\/strong><\/h6>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          To summarize:<\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • \n
                                                                                                                                                                                                              <\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                              \u00a0<\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                • My brain is not made of feathers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • The omelette thing is STILL your fault.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Scorchio prefers me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • You are dramatic.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • I am right.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  <\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Treats should not be hidden in boring boxes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I will protect iaia with regal ferocity.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • \n
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • And no matter how many binders you throw at me, I will ALWAYS be fabulous.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Signed with disdain, elegance, and zero remorse, I regret nothing.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Charlotte, <\/strong>Duchess of the Arctic Circle and fashion icon<\/p>\n

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              <\/p>\n

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