{"id":857,"date":"2024-11-22T18:29:00","date_gmt":"2024-11-22T18:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=857"},"modified":"2025-08-20T19:13:33","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T19:13:33","slug":"%f0%9f%90%be-tartiflette-the-small-loud-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/%f0%9f%90%be-tartiflette-the-small-loud-one\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udc3e TARTIFLETTE \u2013 The Small Loud One"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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\"\"Self-Introduction:<\/strong>
“HIHIHI! I\u2019M TARTI!!! I like COOKIES!!! And my fox Bruno!!! And hammocks and sprinting across the house at 3:00 am like I\u2019m late for a very important meeting that doesn\u2019t exist!!! I help! (You don\u2019t think it\u2019s helpful but it IS.) And I love singing!!! I nap on Mommy\u2019s feet so she can\u2019t escape, I roll in warm laundry like a cinnamon roll of chaos, and I watch the front window like it\u2019s Netflix. OH! I also bring everyone toys, even if you scream \u2018NO THANK YOU, NOT A DEAD BUG.\u2019 I\u2019m BRAVE and FAST and make zero<\/em> long-term plans. Sometimes it works out! Sometimes it doesn\u2019t! Either way\u2014WHEEEE!!!”<\/p>\n

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What the Others Say:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n

Charlotte:<\/strong>
“She\u2019s a foghorn made entirely of volume and bad ideas. Also, my so-called \u2018minion.\u2019 (Don\u2019t quote her on the independence thing\u2014she\u2019s still my minion. Awful, awful, awful.)”<\/p>\n\n

Ziggy Stardust:<\/strong>
“She tried to leap over me once while I was asleep. I didn\u2019t move. If gravity had handled it, that would\u2019ve been fine.”<\/p>\n\n

Luna:<\/strong>
“She \u2018helps\u2019 by knocking over carefully stacked files, then stares at me like I should promote her. Spoiler: she\u2019s not getting promoted.”<\/p>\n\n

Lilith:<\/strong>
“I could power an entire coven with her energy. I haven\u2019t yet\u2026 but I could. She is raw, untapped chaos magic.”<\/p>\n\n

Karen (a.k.a. Me):<\/strong>
“She was supposed to be a foster. Instead, she ate my heart, my cookies, and my peace of mind. Now she lives here forever. Sweet, fearless, ridiculous\u2026 and yes, the reason cookies are in maximum-security lockdown.”<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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