{"id":668,"date":"2025-01-17T22:17:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-17T22:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=668"},"modified":"2025-08-03T22:39:38","modified_gmt":"2025-08-03T22:39:38","slug":"charlotte-vs-chick-fil-a-a-k-a-tartiflette-a-formal-complaint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/charlotte-vs-chick-fil-a-a-k-a-tartiflette-a-formal-complaint\/","title":{"rendered":"Charlotte vs. Chick-fil-A (a.k.a. Tartiflette) \u2013 A Formal Complaint"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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\"\"Hi, this is Charlotte filing a complaint about Chick-fil-A. She is awful,awful,and iaia does not want to tell me how to spell \u201cSinsinati\u201d or how many stamps do I need to send her there. She broke a lamp today with no remorse,I tell you, no remorse, I am shocked and disappointed. And then two days ago she destroyed and broke the pot of a perfectly good orchid, for no reason whatsoever! And we look like demented people in this house and we cannot invite anyone because, look what iaia had to do with the kitchen towels, sick of pick them up from the floor. And the stupid baby jumps on the bed at 3:00 am with all 4 feet and wakes everybody up (well, not-iaia keeps on sleeping, iaia says he does not sleep, he enters in a coma). I am fed up with Tortilla Flat but iaia is sending Scorchio to his cave to sleep until next year. (\u201cWhen did you become so hoity-toity? I remember when YOU were a kitten and I wanted to move leaving you behind and without letting anyone know my new address\u201d) All lies. Can somebody tell me how to spell Sinsinati (I imagine is far enough) and how many stamps do I need to mail a kitten there? This is not sustainable.<\/p>\n

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