{"id":658,"date":"2025-06-06T21:35:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-06T21:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=658"},"modified":"2025-08-03T21:52:05","modified_gmt":"2025-08-03T21:52:05","slug":"late-night-maraca-mayhem-a-tartiflette-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/late-night-maraca-mayhem-a-tartiflette-tale\/","title":{"rendered":"Late-Night Maraca Mayhem: A Tartiflette Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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\"\"Tartiflette tearing through the bedroom at 11:30 pm like a drunken raccoon with the plastic toothbrush cap she stole, sounding like a maraca in a washing machine. Everyone\u2019s trying to sleep. Everyone except her. Charlotte and Ziggy are on the bed, directly staring at me and their eyes say everything.<\/p>\n\n

Charlotte:<\/strong>
“Karen, control your emotional support hyena or I am calling Scorchio. I need my beauty sleep.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n

Ziggy:<\/strong>
“Karen, I\u2019m not mad\u2026 just emotionally disturbed by your life choices.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n

Me:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n

“STOP JUDGING ME!!!!”<\/em><\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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