{"id":651,"date":"2024-11-03T21:20:00","date_gmt":"2024-11-03T21:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=651"},"modified":"2025-11-23T18:07:20","modified_gmt":"2025-11-23T18:07:20","slug":"baby-tartiflettes-nap-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/baby-tartiflettes-nap-report\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Tartiflette\u2019s Nap Report"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"651\" class=\"elementor elementor-651\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e347d92 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"e347d92\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e0c3038 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"e0c3038\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>Baby Tartiflette\u2019s Nap Report\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-653 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Tartinap-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/>&#8211; Nap Time: SUCCESSFUL<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Preferred Sleep Position: Maximum elongation for ultimate dramatic effect<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Snuggle Buddy: Ziggy Stardust (unaware of her baby duties)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Baby Thoughts Before Sleep:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Am I the longest baby?<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Should I touch Ziggy? Yes. Touch achieved.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Gravity is hard. Must flop.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; One day, Charlotte will accept me as her minion. I will wear a cape. And eat cookies with Bruno.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Final Report: Baby has achieved full STRETCH MODE. Ziggy has achieved BLOB MODE, also known as the cozy cinnamon roll.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Ziggy\u2019s Caption: \u201cShe was normal-sized when we started this nap.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Charlotte is rolling her eyes so hard, she might sprain something.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baby Tartiflette\u2019s Nap Report\u00a0 &#8211; Nap Time: SUCCESSFUL &#8211; Preferred Sleep Position: Maximum elongation for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":657,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[251,31],"tags":[112,313,231,81,46,50,314,83,38,114,271,312,310,311,53,48,69],"class_list":["post-651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-kerfuffles","category-tartifletteszoomies","tag-cat-blog","tag-cat-nap","tag-cat-stories","tag-catopia-adventures","tag-cats-of-hiss-and-tell","tag-charlotte","tag-cozy-cats","tag-feline-drama","tag-funny-cat-blog","tag-funny-cat-tales","tag-hiss-and-tell","tag-kitten-antics","tag-minion-dreams","tag-nap-report","tag-pet-humor","tag-tartiflette-2","tag-ziggy-stardust"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Cozy-Trio-of-Resting-Cats.webp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=651"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":964,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions\/964"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}