{"id":618,"date":"2025-02-10T16:28:00","date_gmt":"2025-02-10T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=618"},"modified":"2025-11-23T18:10:39","modified_gmt":"2025-11-23T18:10:39","slug":"dont-cry-for-me-sansi-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/dont-cry-for-me-sansi-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t Cry for Me, Sansi Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"618\" class=\"elementor elementor-618\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-480c9ce6 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"480c9ce6\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-43e0e59d elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"43e0e59d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n<p><br \/><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-621 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Char-mailbox-281x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"281\" height=\"500\" \/>\u201cIaia has a new mailbox and I hatched a perfect plan to get rid of Tartiflu!!! Off to Sansi Bar!\u201d \u201cGo on, Tarti, there is a Churu there! Find it!\u201d \u201cOvercoaaaaaaat, I cannot fin the churuuuu\u201d \u201cYou keep on looking, it\u2019s there (where the hell is the door of the mailbox????)\u201d \u201cI cannot fin the Churuuuuu, auntie Charlotteeee\u201d CHARLOTTE!!!! Explain yourself right now!!!!! \u201cDon\u2019t know what you are talking about, baby is dumb, I have nothing to do with it!!!\u201d \u201cBut but but overcoat, you told me\u2026\u201d \u201c SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!\u201d CARLOTTA CHURU VANN, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!!! \u201cFine!!! I regret nothing!!\u201d Please somebody sedate me.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIaia has a new mailbox and I hatched a perfect plan to get rid of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":620,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[112,296,54,298,231,81,46,273,50,272,80,68,83,38,114,297,295,53,293,294,48],"class_list":["post-618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-charlotterants","tag-cat-blog","tag-cat-conspiracy","tag-cat-humor","tag-cat-personalities","tag-cat-stories","tag-catopia-adventures","tag-cats-of-hiss-and-tell","tag-chaos","tag-charlotte","tag-charlotte-overcoat","tag-churu","tag-feline-chaos","tag-feline-drama","tag-funny-cat-blog","tag-funny-cat-tales","tag-mailbox","tag-overcoat","tag-pet-humor","tag-sansi-bar","tag-snitches-get-stitches","tag-tartiflette-2"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ChatGPT-Image-Aug-3-2025-12_38_45-PM.webp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=618"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":966,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions\/966"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}