{"id":462,"date":"2025-04-22T01:49:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-22T01:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=462"},"modified":"2025-08-02T16:10:41","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T16:10:41","slug":"hello-dis-tarti-so-um-i-mighta-done-a-oopsie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/hello-dis-tarti-so-um-i-mighta-done-a-oopsie\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello. Dis Tarti. So&#8230; um&#8230; I mighta done a oopsie."},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"462\" class=\"elementor elementor-462\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-39f5739d e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"39f5739d\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-562eec4f elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"562eec4f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-464 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Tarti-ferns-281x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"281\" height=\"500\" \/>Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie.<\/p>\n\n<p>See, I was being a very good girl. I was sittin&#8217; on da shelf. AND DEN\u2014A BIRDIE HAPPENED. IN. THE. WINDOW. It flapped its flappy flaps and yelled chirpy swears at me and I was like &#8220;AAAAAHHHHH'&#8221;. So I jumped\u2026 like, emergency-mega-zoomies jump\u2026 and..well.<\/p>\n\n<p>The ferns didn\u2019t make it.<br \/>One fell like a leaf in autumn. The other exploded like salad confetti. I swear dey screamed. I heard it.<\/p>\n\n<p>I sowwy, plants. I didn\u2019t mean it. You was leafy and innocent. But I panicked in my toes.<\/p>\n\n<p>Anyway, I would like diplomatic immunity (is dat what you said, Luna?) because I&#8217;m smol and have toe beans. Also I give kisses and purr like a microwave, so dat should count for somethin\u2019.<\/p>\n\n<p>RIP Ferns. Gone but not forgotten.<br \/><strong>Love,<\/strong><br \/><strong>Tarti<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> The bird is still out dere. He knows what he did.<br \/><strong>P.S.<\/strong> This is the Karen, the fern and the begonia are OK, the pots not so much.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-465 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Tartibirnsfern-281x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"281\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie. 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