{"id":280,"date":"2025-06-12T01:53:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-12T01:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=280"},"modified":"2025-08-02T17:07:10","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T17:07:10","slug":"a-funny-cat-blog-group-chat-not-the-meow-sical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/a-funny-cat-blog-group-chat-not-the-meow-sical\/","title":{"rendered":"A Funny Cat Blog Group Chat – NOT the Meow-sical\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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(Pinned: This is a safe space. No sudden singing.<\/em>)<\/p>\n

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Charlotte (aka The Overcoat)<\/strong>
3:02 AM<\/em>
IS THERE A REASON the baby is singing again in the middle of the night? It\u2019s not even light out. She\u2019s singing again. I woke up to a medley of Bohemian Rhapsody<\/em> and what I think was the \"CatMcDonald\u2019s jingle??<\/p>\n

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Ziggy Stardust<\/strong>
3:04 AM<\/em>
Wait, she\u2019s singing? I thought I was dreaming that the microwave was in labor.<\/p>\n

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Lilith<\/strong>
3:04 AM<\/em>
I heard it too. At first I thought she was possessed. Then I remembered: she\u2019s just theatrical. I was astral projected into a tuna field and everything. Gone. All gone. That\u2019s sacred, bitch.<\/p>\n

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Luna (COO of Everything)<\/strong>
3:05 AM<\/em>
Logged into the sitter cam. Baby’s doing jazz paws. Alone. No audience. No shame.
Marking this as \u201cunhinged behavior \u2013 moderate risk.\u201d<\/em>I think she is singing Les Mis\u00e9rables.<\/em> How appropriate.
(Note to myself: check copyright status.<\/em>)<\/p>\n

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Charlotte<\/strong>
3:06 AM<\/em>
She did a full concert last night on top of the fridge. A cappella. With interpretive tail choreography. She stood there, paw in the air like Barbra<\/p>\n

 Streisand, and declared,<\/p>\n

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\u201cTHE HILLS ARE ALIVE!<\/strong>\u201d
I\u2019m drafting a formal complaint to Management (aka The Karen).<\/p>\n

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Ziggy Stardust<\/strong>3:08 AM<\/em>
So the dishwasher didn\u2019t ask me about the meaning of life? I can\u2019t take it.
I tried covering my ears with a dish towel. She thought it was a game and added clapping.<\/p>\n

I need therapy. Or sardines. Or both.<\/p>\n

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Lilith<\/strong>
3:09 AM<\/em>
She sang the entire Paw Patrol<\/em> theme backward, while looking at the wall.
I think she\u2019s summoning something. Probably more<\/p>\n

 chaos.
And she sang directly at the Roomba.
The Roomba turned around and left.<\/p>\n

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Luna<\/strong><\/p>\n

3:10 AM<\/em>
Confirmed: Baby initiated full-scale solo performance at 2:38 AM.
Style:<\/strong> Operatic chaos
Theme:<\/strong> \u201cCookie I Have Not Been Given\u201d
Uploading clip to Cats Who Need An Exorcist<\/em> subreddit.
Title:<\/strong> Local Kitten Loses Plot. Family in Denial.<\/em><\/p>\n

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TARTIFLETTE HAS JOINED THE CHAT<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tartiflette<\/strong>
3:11 AM<\/em>
\ud83c\udfb5 I dreamed a dream of tuna gone byyyyyy\u2026<\/em> \ud83c\udfb5<\/p>\n

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Charlotte<\/strong>
3:11 AM<\/em>
I\u2019m calling Sansi Bar Airlines. I don\u2019t care if it doesn\u2019t exist.
It does now. We can call it Study Abroad in Sansi Bar.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Ziggy Stardust<\/strong>
3:12 AM<\/em>
You guys. She gave me a flower mid-song.But it was a sock.
And not ours.
Do we live in Cats: The Musical<\/em>now?<\/p>\n

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Lilith<\/strong>
3:13 AM<\/em>
If she breaks into Memory<\/em> again, I\u2019m hexing the curtains.
I\u2019ll write the spell for Sansi Bar.
Just need chicken bones and her toothbrush.<\/p>\n

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Ziggy Stardust<\/strong>
3:14 AM<\/em>
Someone tie me to the radiator. I\u2019m floating again.<\/p>\n

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Charlotte<\/strong>
3:15 AM<\/em>
Dear Karen: We are being held hostage by a musical terrorist.
She has now performed One Day More<\/em> using three voices and she is ONE kitten.
This shit needs to stop, pronto.<\/p>\n

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Lilith<\/strong>
3:16 AM<\/em>
She wore my sock like a beret and sang Do You Hear the Cats Meow.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Ziggy Stardust<\/strong>
3:17 AM<\/em>
I don\u2019t know if I\u2019m awake.
Did she stage a revolution in the litter box?<\/p>\n

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Luna<\/strong>
3:18 AM<\/em>
Affirmative. She stood on the box and meowed:<\/p>\n

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\u201cTHEY SAY I\u2019M JUST A KITTEN\u2026<\/strong>\u201d
Then flung litter like confetti.
We\u2019ll need a mop, a therapist, and two cans of Febreze.<\/p>\n

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Charlotte<\/strong>
3:19 AM<\/em>
Karen, this is your circus. This is your clown.
Now we have ACT III: Grief and Hunger, A Ballad.<\/strong>
You need to do something.<\/p>\n

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Tartiflette<\/strong>
3:20 AM<\/em><\/p>\n


<\/b>\ud83c\udfb5 I am not a kitteeeeen tooooooo young to knoooow\u2014but old enough to saaaang my wooooe!<\/em> \ud83c\udfb5<\/p>\n

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Luna<\/strong>
3:21 AM<\/em>Noted. Incident logged.
Category:<\/strong> Spontaneous Broadway Explosion
Risk level:<\/strong> Grey tabby<\/p>\n

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Charlotte<\/strong>
3:22 AM <\/em>Karen. Fix it. Or I swear to God I will start singing.<\/p>\n

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The Karen<\/strong>
3:23 AM<\/em>
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