{"id":260,"date":"2025-04-20T15:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-20T15:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=260"},"modified":"2025-08-02T16:44:42","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T16:44:42","slug":"arseniflette-da-stealthiest-shopper-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/arseniflette-da-stealthiest-shopper-strikes-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Arseniflette da Stealthiest Shopper Strikes Again!"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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By Tarti (a.k.a. Arseniflette Lupin)<\/strong>
Proud Minion in Training of Charlotte, Mastermind of Catopia<\/em><\/p>\n

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\"\"Hi hi!<\/strong> It\u2019s me, Tarti!<\/strong>
But mama calls me Arseniflette Lupin<\/em> sometimes. (Charlotte sez I\u2019m always<\/strong> Arseniflette, but she\u2019s just grumpy \u2018cause she don\u2019t have secret stashes like me. So there.)<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m da bestest shopper in da whole house!<\/strong> I go shoppin\u2019<\/em> all day long. What do I buy? Um\u2026<\/p>\n

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        • Socks<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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            • Pens<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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                • Screwz<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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                    • Bottle caps<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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                        • Earbuds (SO chewy!<\/strong>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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                            • And sometimes da shiny, rattly stuff mama calls\u00a0<\/li>\n
                            • \u201c<\/strong>j<\/strong>ewelry.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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                              I don\u2019t know what jewelry is<\/em>, but it makes the prettiest<\/em> noises when I smack it to da floor\u2014tap tap!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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                              Once it\u2019s mine (ALL mine!!<\/strong>), I take it to my SECRET HIDIN\u2019 PLACES.<\/strong>
                              Where are dey?
                              Not tellin\u2019!<\/strong>
                              Only Bruno<\/strong> and I know!!!!
                              Mama can\u2019t find dem, and Charlotte\u2019s not telling.
                              She just calls me \u201ca lil\u2019 thief\u201d<\/em> and says I\u2019m gonna end up on da \u201ckitty most wanted list.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

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                              One time Mama caught me wif a big shiny thingy she calls an \u201ce-ring\u201d<\/strong> in my mouth, an\u2019 she said,
                              \u201cTarti, give it back!\u201d<\/strong>
                              But NOPE.<\/strong>
                              I hide things in ma mouth an\u2019 run away wif them.<\/strong> Zoom zoom!<\/em>
                              She chased me, but I\u2019m faster! Hehehehe.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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                              Charlotte got all huffy an\u2019 said,
                              \u201cArseniflette, you\u2019re an embarrassment to Catopia!\u201d<\/strong>
                              \u2026but then she muttered sumfin\u2019 about me bein\u2019 a \u201cpromisin\u2019 jewel thief apprentice minion,\u201d<\/em> so\u2026 maybe she\u2019s proud of me?
                              Sorta?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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                              And Willow just gave me her \u201coh dear\u201d<\/strong> look.
                              I fink dat means she loves me, too.
                              I brig her things sometimes becos she nice.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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                              \"\"Anyway, gotta go now!
                              I saw Mama\u2019s glasses<\/strong> on da table an\u2019 dey look like a NEW FAVORITE THING.<\/strong>
                              Wish me luck on my next shoppin\u2019 spree!<\/p>\n

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                              Signed,<\/strong>
                              Arseniflette da Stealthiest Shopper<\/strong>
                              (Proud minion in training of Charlotte, Mastermind of Catopia)<\/p>\n

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