{"id":251,"date":"2025-02-09T10:44:00","date_gmt":"2025-02-09T10:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=251"},"modified":"2025-08-02T17:17:26","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T17:17:26","slug":"%f0%9f%8f%88-breaking-news-from-the-cat-cave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/%f0%9f%8f%88-breaking-news-from-the-cat-cave\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83c\udfc8 Breaking News from the Cat Cave"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"251\" class=\"elementor elementor-251\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4559a76 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"4559a76\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-294123e4 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"294123e4\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n\n<p>For once, a miracle has occurred\u2014<strong>Tartiflette, Charlotte, Ziggy, Lilith, and Luna<\/strong> have set aside their plots of world domination, cookie dreaming, and naps to gather around the glowing rectangle.<\/p>\n\n<p><strong>Why?<\/strong><br \/>To root for the <strong>Philadelphia Eagles<\/strong>!<br \/>Yes, a bird. The audacity!<\/p>\n\n<p><strong>Touchdownflette<\/strong> is the loudest cheerleader, smacking the air like it\u2019s her toy mouse.<br \/><strong>Charlotte<\/strong>, ever the strategist, is studying the plays with a sinister gleam (because obviously, she could do better).<br \/><strong>Luna<\/strong> is just there for the snacks,<br \/><strong>Lilith<\/strong> is eyeing the bird mascot with <em>predatory glee<\/em>,<br \/>and <strong>Ziggy<\/strong>\u2026 Ziggy fell asleep on <strong>Willow<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n<p>The cats agree:<br \/><strong>Fly, Eagles, Fly<\/strong>\u2014<br \/>but only if it\u2019s <strong>directly into their paws<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>&#8220;WE WON!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!! CHURUS FOR EVERYBODY!!!&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\u2013 Charlotte<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 For once, a miracle has occurred\u2014Tartiflette, Charlotte, Ziggy, Lilith, and Luna have set aside&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":575,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[251],"tags":[54,46,43,103,106,38,49,59,57,53,107,48,104,105,69],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-kerfuffles","tag-cat-humor","tag-cats-of-hiss-and-tell","tag-charlotte-the-overcoat","tag-feline-sports-fans","tag-football","tag-funny-cat-blog","tag-funny-cats-blog","tag-lilith","tag-luna","tag-pet-humor","tag-philadelphia-eagles","tag-tartiflette-2","tag-touchdown","tag-willow","tag-ziggy-stardust"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Eagles-Victory-Celebration-in-Wool.webp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":311,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}