{"id":243,"date":"2025-03-18T00:32:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T00:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=243"},"modified":"2025-08-02T17:07:23","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T17:07:23","slug":"tartiflette-vs-the-counterz-and-other-scientific-discoveriez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/tartiflette-vs-the-counterz-and-other-scientific-discoveriez\/","title":{"rendered":"Tartiflette vs. The Counterz (And Other Scientific Discoveriez)"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"243\" class=\"elementor elementor-243\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5e4c5201 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"5e4c5201\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-22858c3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"22858c3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><strong>\u00a0 Hi, it\u2019s me, Tarti!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-246\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Tarticartoon-stelaling.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" \/>Mama sayz I gotta STOP \u201cshopping\u201d on the counterz cuz it iz NOT Walmart (but iz SHE sure?? What iz a Walmart? So many fun thingz to knock down and inspect on da floor! Counter shopping iz life!!).<br \/>She yells, \u201cSTOP IT, TARTI!\u201d but iz like\u2026 what if I don\u2019t?<\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p>I tried a plant. Crunchy, NOT a cookie. Disappointing.<br \/>Mama said, \u201cNO PLANTS, TARTI!\u201d but iz she planting da wrong plants? Maybe I needz to try more.<br \/><strong>Iz research.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lilith iz SCARY.<\/strong> She does not like me. So I hide in my litterbox fort when she looks at me. <strong>Safe zone!<\/strong><br \/>But Charlotte iz my evil overcoat.<br \/>She iz grumpy, bossy, and sighs, \u201cf*** my life,\u201d (mama does not let me say that word) all da time\u2014<br \/><strong>but she iz my QUEEN.<\/strong> I iz her minion.<br \/>One day, she will say, \u201cgood minion, Tarti!\u201d<br \/><strong>One day.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><strong>I LOVE Mommy cuddlez!<\/strong><br \/>I run under her feet to tell her!<br \/>Then she trips, and we almost iz on da floor together!<br \/>She laffs and calls me \u201ctrip hazard,\u201d but iz <strong>LOVE.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-245 size-large aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Tartilovesmiling-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-247\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Tartibruno-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>\u00a0<\/b><strong>Bruno iz my BFF.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>We eat cookies, we watc<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>h birdies and talk about overcoats.Bruno iz da best.<\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p>Ok, bye!<br \/><strong>Gonna go shopping for more fun thingz and cookie plants.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><!-- wp:separator --><\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n<p><!-- \/wp:separator --><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><strong>Filed under:<\/strong> Scientific Catventures, Minion Reports, Counter Chaos<br \/>\u2014 <em>Tartiflette (Certified Trip Hazard, Cookie Explorer, and Hopeful Minion<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Hi, it\u2019s me, Tarti! 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