{"id":188,"date":"2025-01-19T21:15:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-19T21:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2025-08-02T18:15:59","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T18:15:59","slug":"tartiflette-vs-the-piney-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasioncondal.com\/blog\/tartiflette-vs-the-piney-apple\/","title":{"rendered":"Tartiflette vs. The Piney-Apple"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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\ud83c\udf4dHELLO WORLD!!! I iz Tartiflette!<\/h3>\n\n

\"\"Today, I, uh\u2026 mighta<\/em> got caught doin\u2019 somethin\u2019\u2026 brave.<\/p>\n\n

It wasn\u2019t my idea, okay? Charlotte\u2014um, I mean, Her Most Magnificent Overcoat\u2122<\/strong>\u2014was bored \u2018cause of all the snow! She was stompin\u2019 around the house like,<\/p>\n\n

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\u201cDIS IS TERRIBLE, HOW WILL I RULE DA WORLD IF I CAN\u2019T EVEN LEAVE DA HOUSE?!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n

(Very loud. Argued with my mommy a lot. Mommy called her a dumb Cheeto. Heehee.)<\/p>\n\n

Then she told me:<\/p>\n\n

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\u201cYou must do a trainin\u2019 mission, minyun.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n

Soooo, um\u2026 I picked dis spiky thingy<\/em> (hooman says it\u2019s called a \u201cpiney-apple\u201d?). It was hard<\/em>, guys, because it was very pointy.
But I tried real hard to bite it<\/strong>, for Overcoat.<\/p>\n\n

(Also it smelled kinda good? Maybe it\u2019s yummiez??)<\/p>\n\n

BUT THEN\u2014MOMMY CAUGHT ME. \ud83d\ude33
Now I\u2019m in, uh\u2026 \u201ctwouble.\u201d<\/p>\n\n

BUT\u2014I think<\/em> Overcoat\u2019s pwoud!!
She said:<\/p>\n\n

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\u201cFinally, my minyun is learning. Good, Chimpiflette, good.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n

(\u201cShe is always tripping with her minion cape and chirping, I iz helping!!!! FML.\u201d \u2013 Charlotte)<\/em><\/p>\n\n

Soooooo…
Do I get an \u2018A\u2019 for effort, huh??
Asking for me<\/em>, not for Charlotte.
(She says minyuns don\u2019t get rewards. Rude.)<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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