(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…
Tag: Tartiflette
The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)
2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…
🐾LUNA’S OFFICIAL COO LOG, STARDATE: MENINGEYMA CRISIS
Password protected. No humans. No Charlotte. Definitely not the miniature LuPone. No spellcheck. 09:06 AM…
A Funny Cat Blog Group Chat – NOT the Meow-sical™
(Pinned: This is a safe space. No sudden singing.) Charlotte (aka The Overcoat)3:02 AMIS THERE…
CHARLOTTE’S DAILY COMPLAINT LOG
(Filed under: What Fresh Hell is This?)Also known as: Volume 938 in the never-ending series…
Late-Night Maraca Mayhem: A Tartiflette Tale
Tartiflette tearing through the bedroom at 11:30 pm like a drunken raccoon with the plastic…
Cuddles & Cookies™: A Kitten’s Totally Serious Launch Plan
Dear humans (and my adored Evil Overcoat), Hi! It’s me, Tarti! Charlotte, my beloved evil…
Hello. Dis Tarti. So… um… I mighta done a oopsie.
Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie. See, I was being a very…
Arseniflette da Stealthiest Shopper Strikes Again!
By Tarti (a.k.a. Arseniflette Lupin)Proud Minion in Training of Charlotte, Mastermind of Catopia Hi hi!…
Charlotte’s Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395:
Charlotte’s Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395: Subject: Chimpiflette survived. Again. I need a vacation. Esteemed…

