Filed under: Important Mission ThingsTime: Morning-ish. Or snack o’clock. Dictated to Luna while dangling from…
Tag: Tartiflette
LUNA’S COO LOG – Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamnmind in Orange and Black) – Part 3
We resume now our regular programming: Willow’s Status:Suffering quietly. She has claimed the heating pad,…
LUNA’S COO LOG – Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamnmind in Orange and Black) Part 2
Unclear why, wearing a beret two sizes too large, a red neck scarf tied like…
Happy gotcha day Tartiflette
You weren’t planned. You were needed. In the middle of terrible physical pain, you gave…
The Great Sorting Hat Debacle
It all started when Luna—who has somehow acquired my streaming passwords (and no, I still…
LUNA’S COO LOG
Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…
LUNA’S COO LOG: Emergency Staff Briefing with Power Point — Subject: Brain Situation
Time Stamp: 09:14 AMLocation: Living Room Rug / Command PodiumSnacks provided: Freeze-dried salmon bites and…
🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: Storm Protocol Violation & Unauthorized Martian Excursion From: Luna, Chief Operations OfficerTo: All…
💦 The Hose, The Glory, and The Mandarina Unsplit – A Porch Times Tactical Debrief
(Filed under: Tactical Debriefing and General Disappointment) To all residents of this house, this porch,…
🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: The Tartiflette Midnight MIA Crisis + The Unauthorized Tulio Humanitarian Fiasco Filed by:…

