Operation Brain Blobs – Unauthorized DiscoveryTime Stamp: 03:12 PMLocation: Command Center, under the dining room…
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🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: Storm Protocol Violation & Unauthorized Martian Excursion From: Luna, Chief Operations OfficerTo: All…
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General kerfuffles
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💦 The Hose, The Glory, and The Mandarina Unsplit – A Porch Times Tactical Debrief
(Filed under: Tactical Debriefing and General Disappointment) To all residents of this house, this porch,…
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🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: The Tartiflette Midnight MIA Crisis + The Unauthorized Tulio Humanitarian Fiasco Filed by:…
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🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: Emergency Weather Protocol Edition Date: One Day Too Dramatic for a TuesdayFiled by:…
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Charlotte rants
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Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
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Luna’s COO Log – Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotte’s Mental Decline
(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…
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Lilith prophecies
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The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)
2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…
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🧠 Letter from Charlotte to the Brain Raisin
Trying to relax in the garden but Charlotte has other plans. We came to a…
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🐾LUNA’S OFFICIAL COO LOG, STARDATE: MENINGEYMA CRISIS
Password protected. No humans. No Charlotte. Definitely not the miniature LuPone. No spellcheck. 09:06 AM…
