COO COUNTER-REBUTTAL From: Luna M. Whiskers, COO & Bringer of OrderTo: Charlotte “I Run On…
Tag: pet humor
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (1)
The cats have learned that Karen is going to have surgery and Luna is not…
Tartiflette’s Log: “Big Scary Things Go Bye-Bye”
Filed under: Important Mission ThingsTime: Morning-ish. Or snack o’clock. Dictated to Luna while dangling from…
LUNA’S COO LOG – Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamnmind in Orange and Black) – Part 3
We resume now our regular programming: Willow’s Status:Suffering quietly. She has claimed the heating pad,…
LUNA’S COO LOG – Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamnmind in Orange and Black) Part 2
Unclear why, wearing a beret two sizes too large, a red neck scarf tied like…
LUNA’S COO LOG – Subject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity, Day 17 of Chaos and Cackles Part 2
LUNA’S COO LOGSubject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamn mind in Orange and…
Happy gotcha day Tartiflette
You weren’t planned. You were needed. In the middle of terrible physical pain, you gave…
The Great Sorting Hat Debacle
It all started when Luna—who has somehow acquired my streaming passwords (and no, I still…
LUNA’S COO LOG
Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…
LUNA’S COO LOG: Emergency Staff Briefing with Power Point — Subject: Brain Situation
Time Stamp: 09:14 AMLocation: Living Room Rug / Command PodiumSnacks provided: Freeze-dried salmon bites and…

