Tag: Luna

The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)

Labeep,

2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…

Labeep,

Password protected. No humans. No Charlotte. Definitely not the miniature LuPone. No spellcheck. 09:06 AM…

Labeep,

For once, a miracle has occurred—Tartiflette, Charlotte, Ziggy, Lilith, and Luna have set aside…

Labeep,

Self-Introduction:“I am Luna, COO. The adult in the room. The Ravenclaw brain keeping this crumbling…

Labeep,

Charlotte: Alert: Iaia’s feeling gloomy again. Seriously, Karen? Again? Can’t we have ONE drama-free afternoon?…