Case Title: Storm Protocol Violation & Unauthorized Martian Excursion From: Luna, Chief Operations OfficerTo: All…
Tag: Luna COO cat
Charlotteās Rebuttal ā A Statement from the Duchess of the Arctic Circle
RE: The ramblings of Luna, self-appointed Martyr-in-Chief Dearest peasants, subjects, and that one sock that…
š¾Lunaās COO Log ā Entry #843: The Virginia Betrayal
Two days. They were gone for two days. This is not a drill.Status: Fed up….
š¾ Luna’s COO Log: Return of the Humans ā Day 1
Operation Nordic Nonsense, Phase IV ā The Homebound ChroniclesTime Stamp: 07:30 PMLocation: Command Center (formerly…
Group Chat: āLa RĆ©sistance FĆ©lineā
Participants: Charlotte (admin), Luna, Lilith, Ziggy, Willow, and⦠oh no. Charlotte:Roll call. Who ELSE woke…
Lunaās Log ā Mission: āOperation Human Breakdownā
COO Daily Report ā Category 5 Packing Event 08:42 ā Initial tremors detected: stomping, muttering,…
BREAKING NEWS: Charlotte’s Official Statement
Greetings, my loyal subjects and fellow cats of Facebook. I, Charlotte the Magnificent, the ever-suffering…
Demand Update: Dragon or Jaguar
āUntil you get me the dragon, I am going to ride the jaguar!!!!!! Where is…

