Operations began modestly. Charlotte leapt onto the Uber bag, knocking it over. Fries scattered like…
Tag: Luna
Charlotte’s Haus of Eats
There are ordinary households with ordinary cats. And then there is the Karen’s house, where…
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)
KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)
CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (2)
COO COUNTER-REBUTTAL From: Luna M. Whiskers, COO & Bringer of OrderTo: Charlotte “I Run On…
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (1)
The cats have learned that Karen is going to have surgery and Luna is not…
The Great Sorting Hat Debacle
It all started when Luna—who has somehow acquired my streaming passwords (and no, I still…
LUNA’S COO LOG
Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…
🐾 Luna’s COO incident log
Operation Brain Blobs – Unauthorized DiscoveryTime Stamp: 03:12 PMLocation: Command Center, under the dining room…
🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: The Tartiflette Midnight MIA Crisis + The Unauthorized Tulio Humanitarian Fiasco Filed by:…

