Operations began modestly. Charlotte leapt onto the Uber bag, knocking it over. Fries scattered like…
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Charlotte’s Haus of Eats
There are ordinary households with ordinary cats. And then there is the Karen’s house, where…
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“The Covens of Chaos: A Lilith Misadventure”
It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…
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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)
KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…
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Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
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Lilith prophecies
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The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)
2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…
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Luna's logs
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🐾LUNA’S OFFICIAL COO LOG, STARDATE: MENINGEYMA CRISIS
Password protected. No humans. No Charlotte. Definitely not the miniature LuPone. No spellcheck. 09:06 AM…
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CHARLOTTE’S DAILY COMPLAINT LOG
(Filed under: What Fresh Hell is This?)Also known as: Volume 938 in the never-ending series…
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General kerfuffles
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🏈 Breaking News from the Cat Cave
For once, a miracle has occurred—Tartiflette, Charlotte, Ziggy, Lilith, and Luna have set aside…
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CHARLOTTE – Supreme Commander of the Overcoat Empire
Self-Introduction:“I am Charlotte, Queen of this household, Commander-in-Chief of the Overcoat Army, Duchess of the…
