It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…
Tag: Lilith
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)
KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…
Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)
2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…
🐾LUNA’S OFFICIAL COO LOG, STARDATE: MENINGEYMA CRISIS
Password protected. No humans. No Charlotte. Definitely not the miniature LuPone. No spellcheck. 09:06 AM…
CHARLOTTE’S DAILY COMPLAINT LOG
(Filed under: What Fresh Hell is This?)Also known as: Volume 938 in the never-ending series…
🏈 Breaking News from the Cat Cave
For once, a miracle has occurred—Tartiflette, Charlotte, Ziggy, Lilith, and Luna have set aside…
CHARLOTTE – Supreme Commander of the Overcoat Empire
Self-Introduction:“I am Charlotte, Queen of this household, Commander-in-Chief of the Overcoat Army, Duchess of the…
Cheer Up Iaia – A Funny Cat Blog Group Chat of Chaos and Concern
Charlotte: Alert: Iaia’s feeling gloomy again. Seriously, Karen? Again? Can’t we have ONE drama-free afternoon?…

