Later that evening, the house is quiet again. Charlotte prowls the hallway, tail flicking with…
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The Titanic incident (part 2/3)
The Roomba voyage of doom The launch The house is strangely quiet. Too quiet. Luna…
The Titanic incident (part 1/3)
A Hissing Resources Emergency MeetingMinutes taken (begrudgingly) by Luna M Whiskers, COO, MBA (Master of…
Tartiflette’s Log: “Big Scary Things Go Bye-Bye”
Filed under: Important Mission ThingsTime: Morning-ish. Or snack o’clock. Dictated to Luna while dangling from…
LUNA’S COO LOG – Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamnmind in Orange and Black) Part 2
Unclear why, wearing a beret two sizes too large, a red neck scarf tied like…
The Great Sorting Hat Debacle
It all started when Luna—who has somehow acquired my streaming passwords (and no, I still…
Cuddles & Cookies™: A Kitten’s Totally Serious Launch Plan
Dear humans (and my adored Evil Overcoat), Hi! It’s me, Tarti! Charlotte, my beloved evil…
Arseniflette da Stealthiest Shopper Strikes Again!
By Tarti (a.k.a. Arseniflette Lupin)Proud Minion in Training of Charlotte, Mastermind of Catopia Hi hi!…
What is an Airtag and Can I Eat It?
Oh hai, I iz Tartiflette. Mommy put a collar on me with an ertag, now…
Charlotte vs. Chick-fil-A (a.k.a. Tartiflette) – A Formal Complaint
Hi, this is Charlotte filing a complaint about Chick-fil-A. She is awful,awful,and iaia does not…

