Operations began modestly. Charlotte leapt onto the Uber bag, knocking it over. Fries scattered like…
Tag: Karen
Charlotte’s Haus of Eats
There are ordinary households with ordinary cats. And then there is the Karen’s house, where…
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (2)
COO COUNTER-REBUTTAL From: Luna M. Whiskers, COO & Bringer of OrderTo: Charlotte “I Run On…
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (1)
The cats have learned that Karen is going to have surgery and Luna is not…
LUNA’S COO LOG – Subject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity, Day 17 of Chaos and Cackles Part 2
LUNA’S COO LOGSubject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamn mind in Orange and…
🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: The Tartiflette Midnight MIA Crisis + The Unauthorized Tulio Humanitarian Fiasco Filed by:…
🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: Emergency Weather Protocol Edition Date: One Day Too Dramatic for a TuesdayFiled by:…
IKEA SKÄRNLIV: A Guide for Karen (Yes, You.) By Charlotte
Model: “SKÄRNLIV” – One unnecessary side table you’ll hate by tomorrow As dictated by Charlotte,…
Luna’s Log
Episode: The Human Is Dramatic Again Filed by Chief Operations Officer Luna, aka Superchat™ –…

