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General kerfuffles

Charlotte’s Haus of Eats (part 2)

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Operations began modestly. Charlotte leapt onto the Uber bag, knocking it over. Fries scattered like…

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Cat Chats

Charlotte’s Haus of Eats

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There are ordinary households with ordinary cats. And then there is the Karen’s house, where…

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General kerfuffles

Luna’s COO Log – Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotte’s Mental Decline

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(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…

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Lilith prophecies

The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)

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2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…

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Luna's logs

🐾Luna’s COO Log – Entry #843: The Virginia Betrayal

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Two days. They were gone for two days. This is not a drill.Status: Fed up….

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Luna's logs

🐾 Luna’s COO Log: Return of the Humans – Day 1

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Operation Nordic Nonsense, Phase IV – The Homebound ChroniclesTime Stamp: 07:30 PMLocation: Command Center (formerly…

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General kerfuffles

BREAKING NEWS: Catnip Coup: Tartiflette Declares War on the Charlotte Regime

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In what can only be described as an incident of catastrophic catnip intoxication, Tartiflette somehow…

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