Tag: household chaos

Luna’s COO Log – Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotte’s Mental Decline

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July 6, 2025August 4, 2025

(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…

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2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…

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June 7, 2025August 2, 2025

Two days. They were gone for two days. This is not a drill.Status: Fed up….

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May 21, 2025August 2, 2025

Operation Nordic Nonsense, Phase IV – The Homebound ChroniclesTime Stamp: 07:30 PMLocation: Command Center (formerly…

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In what can only be described as an incident of catastrophic catnip intoxication, Tartiflette somehow…