2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…
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Late-Night Maraca Mayhem: A Tartiflette Tale
Tartiflette tearing through the bedroom at 11:30 pm like a drunken raccoon with the plastic…
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Charlotte rants
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IKEA SKÄRNLIV: A Guide for Karen (Yes, You.) By Charlotte
Model: “SKÄRNLIV” – One unnecessary side table you’ll hate by tomorrow As dictated by Charlotte,…
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Charlotte’s Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395:
Charlotte’s Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395: Subject: Chimpiflette survived. Again. I need a vacation. Esteemed…
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Charlotte vs. Chick-fil-A (a.k.a. Tartiflette) – A Formal Complaint
Hi, this is Charlotte filing a complaint about Chick-fil-A. She is awful,awful,and iaia does not…
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Karen, You Monster: The Bed Is Going to Move?!
Karen. Karen. KAREN!!!! And what do you have to say for yourself??? What is this…
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General kerfuffles
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Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report
Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report – Nap Time: SUCCESSFUL – Preferred Sleep Position: Maximum elongation for…
