Tartiflette tearing through the bedroom at 11:30 pm like a drunken raccoon with the plastic…
Tag: Funny Cat Tales
š¾ Luna’s COO Log: Return of the Humans ā Day 1
Operation Nordic Nonsense, Phase IV ā The Homebound ChroniclesTime Stamp: 07:30 PMLocation: Command Center (formerly…
Group Chat: āLa RĆ©sistance FĆ©lineā
Participants: Charlotte (admin), Luna, Lilith, Ziggy, Willow, and⦠oh no. Charlotte:Roll call. Who ELSE woke…
Lunaās Log ā Mission: āOperation Human Breakdownā
COO Daily Report ā Category 5 Packing Event 08:42 ā Initial tremors detected: stomping, muttering,…
IKEA SKĆRNLIV: A Guide for Karen (Yes, You.) By Charlotte
Model: āSKĆRNLIVā ā One unnecessary side table youāll hate by tomorrow As dictated by Charlotte,…
Hello. Dis Tarti. So… um… I mighta done a oopsie.
Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie. See, I was being a very…
Arseniflette da Stealthiest Shopper Strikes Again!
By Tarti (a.k.a. Arseniflette Lupin)Proud Minion in Training of Charlotte, Mastermind of Catopia Hi hi!…
Charlotteās Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395:
Charlotteās Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395: Subject: Chimpiflette survived. Again. I need a vacation. Esteemed…
A funny cat blog morning Group Chat: āPaw & Order ā Meow Victims Unit”
Ziggy Stardust:Wait⦠whereās the bag? Wasnāt there a bag? With the⦠um⦠jinglies? Receipts? Or…
Charlotteās Complaint Dept.
Episode: The Night of One Thousand Crimes – a dramatic and exasperated report from The…

