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Gossip, grievances, magick and glitter in the litter

Hiss and tell
Hiss and tell

Gossip, grievances, magick and glitter in the litter

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Cat Chats

DIE HARD, EXPLAINED BY PRINCESS TARTIREXY

Labeep,
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026

[We see Luna holding a notepad, visibly tense. Charlotte is already messing with the catnip…

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Charlotte rants

The inevitable downfall TITANIC 3/3

Labeep,
December 28, 2025December 28, 2025

Later that evening, the house is quiet again. Charlotte prowls the hallway, tail flicking with…

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General kerfuffles

The Titanic incident (part 2/3)

Labeep,
December 28, 2025December 28, 2025

The Roomba voyage of doom The launch The house is strangely quiet. Too quiet. Luna…

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General kerfuffles

The Titanic incident (part 1/3)

Labeep,
December 20, 2025December 28, 2025

A Hissing Resources Emergency MeetingMinutes taken (begrudgingly) by Luna M Whiskers, COO, MBA (Master of…

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Uncategorized

“The Covens of Chaos: A Lilith Misadventure”

Labeep,
December 14, 2025December 14, 2025

  It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…

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Cat Chats

URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)

Labeep,
December 6, 2025December 8, 2025

KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…

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Cat Chats

URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)

Labeep,
December 2, 2025December 8, 2025

CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…

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Cat Chats

URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (2)

Labeep,
November 23, 2025November 23, 2025

COO COUNTER-REBUTTAL From: Luna M. Whiskers, COO & Bringer of OrderTo: Charlotte “I Run On…

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Cat Chats

URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (1)

Labeep,
November 17, 2025November 23, 2025

The cats have learned that Karen is going to have surgery and Luna is not…

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General kerfuffles

Tartiflette’s Log: “Big Scary Things Go Bye-Bye”

Labeep,
November 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Filed under: Important Mission ThingsTime: Morning-ish. Or snack o’clock. Dictated to Luna while dangling from…

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