It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…
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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)
CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…
LUNA’S COO LOG – Subject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity, Day 17 of Chaos and Cackles Part 2
LUNA’S COO LOGSubject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamn mind in Orange and…
🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: Emergency Weather Protocol Edition Date: One Day Too Dramatic for a TuesdayFiled by:…
Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)
2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…
Charlotte’s Rebuttal – A Statement from the Duchess of the Arctic Circle
RE: The ramblings of Luna, self-appointed Martyr-in-Chief Dearest peasants, subjects, and that one sock that…
🐾Luna’s COO Log – Entry #843: The Virginia Betrayal
Two days. They were gone for two days. This is not a drill.Status: Fed up….
Late-Night Maraca Mayhem: A Tartiflette Tale
Tartiflette tearing through the bedroom at 11:30 pm like a drunken raccoon with the plastic…
Group Chat: “La Résistance Féline”
Participants: Charlotte (admin), Luna, Lilith, Ziggy, Willow, and… oh no. Charlotte:Roll call. Who ELSE woke…

