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“The Covens of Chaos: A Lilith Misadventure”

Labeep,
December 14, 2025December 14, 2025

  It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…

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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)

Labeep,
December 2, 2025December 8, 2025

CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…

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LUNA’S COO LOG – Subject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity, Day 17 of Chaos and Cackles Part 2

Labeep,
September 24, 2025November 16, 2025

LUNA’S COO LOGSubject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamn mind in Orange and…

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General kerfuffles

🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log

Labeep,
July 8, 2025November 23, 2025

Case Title: Emergency Weather Protocol Edition Date: One Day Too Dramatic for a TuesdayFiled by:…

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Charlotte rants

Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”

Labeep,
July 7, 2025August 3, 2025

(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…

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Lilith prophecies

The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)

Labeep,
July 1, 2025November 23, 2025

2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…

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Charlotte rants

Charlotte’s Rebuttal – A Statement from the Duchess of the Arctic Circle

Labeep,
June 8, 2025August 2, 2025

RE: The ramblings of Luna, self-appointed Martyr-in-Chief Dearest peasants, subjects, and that one sock that…

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Luna's logs

🐾Luna’s COO Log – Entry #843: The Virginia Betrayal

Labeep,
June 7, 2025August 2, 2025

Two days. They were gone for two days. This is not a drill.Status: Fed up….

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Tartiflette's zoomies

Late-Night Maraca Mayhem: A Tartiflette Tale

Labeep,
June 6, 2025August 3, 2025

Tartiflette tearing through the bedroom at 11:30 pm like a drunken raccoon with the plastic…

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Cat Chats

Group Chat: “La Résistance Féline”

Labeep,
May 12, 2025August 2, 2025

Participants: Charlotte (admin), Luna, Lilith, Ziggy, Willow, and… oh no. Charlotte:Roll call. Who ELSE woke…

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