Dear humans (and my adored Evil Overcoat), Hi! It’s me, Tarti! Charlotte, my beloved evil…
Tag: funny cat blog
Luna’s Log – Mission: “Operation Human Breakdown”
COO Daily Report — Category 5 Packing Event 08:42 – Initial tremors detected: stomping, muttering,…
IKEA SKÄRNLIV: A Guide for Karen (Yes, You.) By Charlotte
Model: “SKÄRNLIV” – One unnecessary side table you’ll hate by tomorrow As dictated by Charlotte,…
Hello. Dis Tarti. So… um… I mighta done a oopsie.
Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie. See, I was being a very…
Arseniflette da Stealthiest Shopper Strikes Again!
By Tarti (a.k.a. Arseniflette Lupin)Proud Minion in Training of Charlotte, Mastermind of Catopia Hi hi!…
Charlotte’s Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395:
Charlotte’s Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395: Subject: Chimpiflette survived. Again. I need a vacation. Esteemed…
A funny cat blog morning Group Chat: “Paw & Order — Meow Victims Unit”
Ziggy Stardust:Wait… where’s the bag? Wasn’t there a bag? With the… um… jinglies? Receipts? Or…
Charlotte’s Complaint Dept.
Episode: The Night of One Thousand Crimes – a dramatic and exasperated report from The…
Tartiflette vs. The Counterz (And Other Scientific Discoveriez)
Hi, it’s me, Tarti! Mama sayz I gotta STOP “shopping” on the counterz cuz…
🐾 Charlotte’s Diary: The Agony of Being Me
The Agony of Being Me By Charlotte, the Overcoat. Still not told. Still furious. It…

