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Charlotte rants

Charlotte’s Rebuttal – A Statement from the Duchess of the Arctic Circle

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RE: The ramblings of Luna, self-appointed Martyr-in-Chief Dearest peasants, subjects, and that one sock that…

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Luna's logs

🐾Luna’s COO Log – Entry #843: The Virginia Betrayal

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Two days. They were gone for two days. This is not a drill.Status: Fed up….

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Tartiflette's zoomies

Late-Night Maraca Mayhem: A Tartiflette Tale

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Tartiflette tearing through the bedroom at 11:30 pm like a drunken raccoon with the plastic…

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Luna's logs

🐾 Luna’s COO Log: Return of the Humans – Day 1

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Operation Nordic Nonsense, Phase IV – The Homebound ChroniclesTime Stamp: 07:30 PMLocation: Command Center (formerly…

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Cat Chats

Group Chat: “La Résistance Féline”

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Participants: Charlotte (admin), Luna, Lilith, Ziggy, Willow, and… oh no. Charlotte:Roll call. Who ELSE woke…

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Tartiflette's zoomies

Cuddles & Cookies™: A Kitten’s Totally Serious Launch Plan

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Dear humans (and my adored Evil Overcoat), Hi! It’s me, Tarti! Charlotte, my beloved evil…

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Luna's logs

Luna’s Log – Mission: “Operation Human Breakdown”

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COO Daily Report — Category 5 Packing Event 08:42 – Initial tremors detected: stomping, muttering,…

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Charlotte rants

IKEA SKÄRNLIV: A Guide for Karen (Yes, You.) By Charlotte

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Model: “SKÄRNLIV” – One unnecessary side table you’ll hate by tomorrow As dictated by Charlotte,…

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General kerfuffles

Hello. Dis Tarti. So… um… I mighta done a oopsie.

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Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie. See, I was being a very…

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Tartiflette's zoomies

Arseniflette da Stealthiest Shopper Strikes Again!

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By Tarti (a.k.a. Arseniflette Lupin)Proud Minion in Training of Charlotte, Mastermind of Catopia Hi hi!…

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