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Hiss and tell
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Gossip, grievances, magick and glitter in the litter

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DIE HARD, EXPLAINED BY PRINCESS TARTIREXY

Labeep,
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026

[We see Luna holding a notepad, visibly tense. Charlotte is already messing with the catnip…

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“The Covens of Chaos: A Lilith Misadventure”

Labeep,
December 14, 2025December 14, 2025

  It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…

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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)

Labeep,
December 6, 2025December 8, 2025

KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…

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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)

Labeep,
December 2, 2025December 8, 2025

CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…

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LUNA’S COO LOG – Subject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity, Day 17 of Chaos and Cackles Part 2

Labeep,
September 24, 2025November 16, 2025

LUNA’S COO LOGSubject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamn mind in Orange and…

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Tartiflette's zoomies

Happy gotcha day Tartiflette

Labeep,
September 6, 2025September 15, 2025

You weren’t planned. You were needed. In the middle of terrible physical pain, you gave…

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LUNA’S COO LOG

Labeep,
August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…

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LUNA’S COO LOG: Emergency Staff Briefing with Power Point — Subject: Brain Situation

Labeep,
August 18, 2025November 23, 2025

Time Stamp: 09:14 AMLocation: Living Room Rug / Command PodiumSnacks provided: Freeze-dried salmon bites and…

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General kerfuffles

🐾 Luna’s COO incident log

Labeep,
August 5, 2025August 9, 2025

Operation Brain Blobs – Unauthorized DiscoveryTime Stamp: 03:12 PMLocation: Command Center, under the dining room…

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Luna's logs

🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log

Labeep,
July 31, 2025August 7, 2025

Case Title: Storm Protocol Violation & Unauthorized Martian Excursion From: Luna, Chief Operations OfficerTo: All…

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