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Gossip, grievances, magick and glitter in the litter

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Charlotte’s Haus of Eats (part 2)

Labeep,
March 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Operations began modestly. Charlotte leapt onto the Uber bag, knocking it over. Fries scattered like…

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Charlotte’s Haus of Eats

Labeep,
March 9, 2026March 10, 2026

There are ordinary households with ordinary cats. And then there is the Karen’s house, where…

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Luna attempts dino pedagogy (a tragedy) 3/3

Labeep,
February 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Luna (standing before a carefully arranged learning area): I have prepared an age-appropriate, evidence-based curriculum for…

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Luna attempts dino pedagogy (a tragedy) 2/3

Labeep,
February 8, 2026February 19, 2026

Coldbound and the cats still with the bloody dinosaurs… (A small head pops up again…

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Luna attempts dino pedagogy (a tragedy) 1/3

Labeep,
January 30, 2026February 19, 2026

While Karen rests her sore back on the couch and we all are snowbound and…

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DIE HARD, EXPLAINED BY PRINCESS TARTIREXY

Labeep,
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026

[We see Luna holding a notepad, visibly tense. Charlotte is already messing with the catnip…

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“The Covens of Chaos: A Lilith Misadventure”

Labeep,
December 14, 2025December 14, 2025

  It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…

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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)

Labeep,
December 6, 2025December 8, 2025

KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…

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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)

Labeep,
December 2, 2025December 8, 2025

CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…

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LUNA’S COO LOG – Subject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity, Day 17 of Chaos and Cackles Part 2

Labeep,
September 24, 2025November 16, 2025

LUNA’S COO LOGSubject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamn mind in Orange and…

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