It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…
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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)
KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…
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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)
CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…
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LUNA’S COO LOG
Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…
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LUNA’S COO LOG: Emergency Staff Briefing with Power Point — Subject: Brain Situation
Time Stamp: 09:14 AMLocation: Living Room Rug / Command PodiumSnacks provided: Freeze-dried salmon bites and…
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🐾 Luna’s COO incident log
Operation Brain Blobs – Unauthorized DiscoveryTime Stamp: 03:12 PMLocation: Command Center, under the dining room…
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💦 The Hose, The Glory, and The Mandarina Unsplit – A Porch Times Tactical Debrief
(Filed under: Tactical Debriefing and General Disappointment) To all residents of this house, this porch,…
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Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
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🐾LUNA’S OFFICIAL COO LOG, STARDATE: MENINGEYMA CRISIS
Password protected. No humans. No Charlotte. Definitely not the miniature LuPone. No spellcheck. 09:06 AM…
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IKEA SKÄRNLIV: A Guide for Karen (Yes, You.) By Charlotte
Model: “SKÄRNLIV” – One unnecessary side table you’ll hate by tomorrow As dictated by Charlotte,…
