Tag: Charlotte

Cat Chats

URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (1)

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The cats have learned that Karen is going to have surgery and Luna is not…

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Cat Chats

LUNA’S COO LOG – Subject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity, Day 17 of Chaos and Cackles Part 2

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LUNA’S COO LOGSubject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamn mind in Orange and…

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General kerfuffles

The Great Sorting Hat Debacle

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It all started when Luna—who has somehow acquired my streaming passwords (and no, I still…

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Cat Chats

LUNA’S COO LOG

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Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…

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Cat Chats

LUNA’S COO LOG: Emergency Staff Briefing with Power Point — Subject: Brain Situation

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Time Stamp: 09:14 AMLocation: Living Room Rug / Command PodiumSnacks provided: Freeze-dried salmon bites and…

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General kerfuffles

💦 The Hose, The Glory, and The Mandarina Unsplit – A Porch Times Tactical Debrief

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(Filed under: Tactical Debriefing and General Disappointment) To all residents of this house, this porch,…

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Luna's logs

🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log

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Case Title: The Tartiflette Midnight MIA Crisis + The Unauthorized Tulio Humanitarian Fiasco Filed by:…

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General kerfuffles

🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log

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Case Title: Emergency Weather Protocol Edition Date: One Day Too Dramatic for a TuesdayFiled by:…

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Charlotte rants

Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”

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(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…

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Lilith prophecies

The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)

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2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…

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