Operations began modestly. Charlotte leapt onto the Uber bag, knocking it over. Fries scattered like…
Tag: Charlotte
Charlotte’s Haus of Eats
There are ordinary households with ordinary cats. And then there is the Karen’s house, where…
Luna attempts dino pedagogy (a tragedy) 3/3
Luna (standing before a carefully arranged learning area): I have prepared an age-appropriate, evidence-based curriculum for…
Luna attempts dino pedagogy (a tragedy) 2/3
Coldbound and the cats still with the bloody dinosaurs… (A small head pops up again…
Luna attempts dino pedagogy (a tragedy) 1/3
While Karen rests her sore back on the couch and we all are snowbound and…
Luna’s Incident Report: Tartiflette’s Unauthorized Career Move
Subject:Tartiflette is now… a nurse??? Date: I don’t know, I can’t keep track of time…
DIE HARD, EXPLAINED BY PRINCESS TARTIREXY
[We see Luna holding a notepad, visibly tense. Charlotte is already messing with the catnip…
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)
KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)
CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (2)
COO COUNTER-REBUTTAL From: Luna M. Whiskers, COO & Bringer of OrderTo: Charlotte “I Run On…

