It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…
Tag: chaos
Cat Chats
Continue Reading
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)
KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…
Cat Chats
Continue Reading
URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)
CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…
Charlotte rants
Continue Reading
Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
Charlotte rants
Continue Reading
Charlotte’s Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395:
Charlotte’s Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395: Subject: Chimpiflette survived. Again. I need a vacation. Esteemed…
Charlotte rants
Continue Reading
Don’t Cry for Me, Sansi Bar
“Iaia has a new mailbox and I hatched a perfect plan to get rid of…

