[We see Luna holding a notepad, visibly tense. Charlotte is already messing with the catnip…
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The Great Sorting Hat Debacle
It all started when Luna—who has somehow acquired my streaming passwords (and no, I still…
LUNA’S COO LOG
Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…
LUNA’S COO LOG: Emergency Staff Briefing with Power Point — Subject: Brain Situation
Time Stamp: 09:14 AMLocation: Living Room Rug / Command PodiumSnacks provided: Freeze-dried salmon bites and…
💦 The Hose, The Glory, and The Mandarina Unsplit – A Porch Times Tactical Debrief
(Filed under: Tactical Debriefing and General Disappointment) To all residents of this house, this porch,…
🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: The Tartiflette Midnight MIA Crisis + The Unauthorized Tulio Humanitarian Fiasco Filed by:…
Luna’s COO Log – Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotte’s Mental Decline
(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…
CHARLOTTE’S DAILY COMPLAINT LOG
(Filed under: What Fresh Hell is This?)Also known as: Volume 938 in the never-ending series…
🐾 Charlotte’s Diary: The Agony of Being Me
The Agony of Being Me By Charlotte, the Overcoat. Still not told. Still furious. It…
BREAKING NEWS: Catnip Coup: Tartiflette Declares War on the Charlotte Regime
In what can only be described as an incident of catastrophic catnip intoxication, Tartiflette somehow…

