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Gossip, grievances, magick and glitter in the litter

Hiss and tell
Hiss and tell

Gossip, grievances, magick and glitter in the litter

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Cat Chats

DIE HARD, EXPLAINED BY PRINCESS TARTIREXY

Labeep,
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026

[We see Luna holding a notepad, visibly tense. Charlotte is already messing with the catnip…

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General kerfuffles

The Great Sorting Hat Debacle

Labeep,
August 28, 2025September 2, 2025

It all started when Luna—who has somehow acquired my streaming passwords (and no, I still…

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Cat Chats

LUNA’S COO LOG

Labeep,
August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…

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Cat Chats

LUNA’S COO LOG: Emergency Staff Briefing with Power Point — Subject: Brain Situation

Labeep,
August 18, 2025November 23, 2025

Time Stamp: 09:14 AMLocation: Living Room Rug / Command PodiumSnacks provided: Freeze-dried salmon bites and…

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General kerfuffles

💦 The Hose, The Glory, and The Mandarina Unsplit – A Porch Times Tactical Debrief

Labeep,
July 26, 2025August 9, 2025

(Filed under: Tactical Debriefing and General Disappointment) To all residents of this house, this porch,…

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Luna's logs

🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log

Labeep,
July 13, 2025November 23, 2025

Case Title: The Tartiflette Midnight MIA Crisis + The Unauthorized Tulio Humanitarian Fiasco Filed by:…

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Luna’s COO Log – Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotte’s Mental Decline

Labeep,
July 6, 2025August 4, 2025

(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…

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Charlotte rants

CHARLOTTE’S DAILY COMPLAINT LOG

Labeep,
June 9, 2025August 9, 2025

(Filed under: What Fresh Hell is This?)Also known as: Volume 938 in the never-ending series…

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Charlotte rants

🐾 Charlotte’s Diary: The Agony of Being Me

Labeep,
March 11, 2025August 3, 2025

The Agony of Being Me By Charlotte, the Overcoat. Still not told. Still furious. It…

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BREAKING NEWS: Catnip Coup: Tartiflette Declares War on the Charlotte Regime

Labeep,
December 5, 2024August 11, 2025

In what can only be described as an incident of catastrophic catnip intoxication, Tartiflette somehow…

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