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Tag: Catopia adventures
Luna’s Log
Episode: The Human Is Dramatic Again Filed by Chief Operations Officer Luna, aka Superchat™ –…
Karen, You Monster: The Bed Is Going to Move?!
Karen. Karen. KAREN!!!! And what do you have to say for yourself??? What is this…
BREAKING NEWS: Catnip Coup: Tartiflette Declares War on the Charlotte Regime
In what can only be described as an incident of catastrophic catnip intoxication, Tartiflette somehow…
CHARLOTTE – Supreme Commander of the Overcoat Empire
Self-Introduction:“I am Charlotte, Queen of this household, Commander-in-Chief of the Overcoat Army, Duchess of the…
🐾 TARTIFLETTE – The Small Loud One
Self-Introduction:“HIHIHI! I’M TARTI!!! I like COOKIES!!! And my fox Bruno!!! And hammocks and sprinting across…
LUNA – Chief Operating Officer of Chaos Control
Self-Introduction:“I am Luna, COO. The adult in the room. The Ravenclaw brain keeping this crumbling…
Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report
Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report – Nap Time: SUCCESSFUL – Preferred Sleep Position: Maximum elongation for…
ZIGGY STARDUST – The Chonky Goddess of Sleep
Self-Introduction:“I am Ziggy Stardust. Chonky Goddess of Sleep. Empress of the Sunbeam. My reign is…
Demand Update: Dragon or Jaguar
“Until you get me the dragon, I am going to ride the jaguar!!!!!! Where is…

