Case Title: Emergency Weather Protocol Edition Date: One Day Too Dramatic for a TuesdayFiled by:…
Tag: Catopia adventures
Charlotte threatens to āpartir la mandarina en gajos a Lilithā
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
Lunaās COO Log ā Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotteās Mental Decline
(Revised After Emergency SĆ©ance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…
The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)
2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…
š§ Letter from Charlotte to the Brain Raisin
Trying to relax in the garden but Charlotte has other plans. We came to a…
š¾LUNAāS OFFICIAL COO LOG, STARDATE: MENINGEYMA CRISIS
Password protected. No humans. No Charlotte. Definitely not the miniature LuPone. No spellcheck. 09:06 AM…
A Funny Cat Blog Group Chat – NOT the Meow-sicalā¢
(Pinned: This is a safe space. No sudden singing.) Charlotte (aka The Overcoat)3:02 AMIS THERE…
CHARLOTTEāS DAILY COMPLAINT LOG
(Filed under: What Fresh Hell is This?)Also known as: Volume 938 in the never-ending series…
Charlotteās Rebuttal ā A Statement from the Duchess of the Arctic Circle
RE: The ramblings of Luna, self-appointed Martyr-in-Chief Dearest peasants, subjects, and that one sock that…
š¾Lunaās COO Log ā Entry #843: The Virginia Betrayal
Two days. They were gone for two days. This is not a drill.Status: Fed up….

