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Late-Night Maraca Mayhem: A Tartiflette Tale
Tartiflette tearing through the bedroom at 11:30 pm like a drunken raccoon with the plastic…
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IKEA SKĆRNLIV: A Guide for Karen (Yes, You.) By Charlotte
Model: āSKĆRNLIVā ā One unnecessary side table youāll hate by tomorrow As dictated by Charlotte,…
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Hello. Dis Tarti. So… um… I mighta done a oopsie.
Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie. See, I was being a very…
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Charlotteās Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395:
Charlotteās Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395: Subject: Chimpiflette survived. Again. I need a vacation. Esteemed…
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š¾ Charlotteās Diary: The Agony of Being Me
The Agony of Being Me By Charlotte, the Overcoat. Still not told. Still furious. It…
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Donāt Cry for Me, Sansi Bar
āIaia has a new mailbox and I hatched a perfect plan to get rid of…
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Breaking: Hammockgate Power Grab
Drama queen Charlotte and Tinselflette have been dominating the headlines lately with their never-ending hammock…
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Charlotte Speaks: A Public Service Announcement
Greetings, peasants.It is I, Charlotte, your mighty feline overcoat. And today, I bring you a…
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Charlotte vs. Chick-fil-A (a.k.a. Tartiflette) ā A Formal Complaint
Hi, this is Charlotte filing a complaint about Chick-fil-A. She is awful,awful,and iaia does not…
