It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…
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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)
KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…
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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)
CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…
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LUNA’S COO LOG – Subject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity, Day 17 of Chaos and Cackles Part 2
LUNA’S COO LOGSubject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamn mind in Orange and…
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🐾 Luna’s COO incident log
Operation Brain Blobs – Unauthorized DiscoveryTime Stamp: 03:12 PMLocation: Command Center, under the dining room…
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🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: The Tartiflette Midnight MIA Crisis + The Unauthorized Tulio Humanitarian Fiasco Filed by:…
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Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
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Luna’s COO Log – Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotte’s Mental Decline
(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…
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The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)
2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…
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🧠 Letter from Charlotte to the Brain Raisin
Trying to relax in the garden but Charlotte has other plans. We came to a…
