It was 3:30 a.m., the witching hour’s weird, overly caffeinated cousin, and the house…
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Cat Chats
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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)
KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…
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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)
CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…
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Charlotte rants
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Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
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Lilith prophecies
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The Deadpan Oracle Speaks (Badly)
2:44 a.m., hallway. Moonlight slants through a cracked window. Lilith sits in perfect stillness atop…
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Charlotte’s Rebuttal – A Statement from the Duchess of the Arctic Circle
RE: The ramblings of Luna, self-appointed Martyr-in-Chief Dearest peasants, subjects, and that one sock that…
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Tartiflette's zoomies
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Late-Night Maraca Mayhem: A Tartiflette Tale
Tartiflette tearing through the bedroom at 11:30 pm like a drunken raccoon with the plastic…
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General kerfuffles
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Hello. Dis Tarti. So… um… I mighta done a oopsie.
Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie. See, I was being a very…
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Charlotte rants
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Charlotte’s Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395:
Charlotte’s Daily Complaint Log, Entry #7,395: Subject: Chimpiflette survived. Again. I need a vacation. Esteemed…
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General kerfuffles
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Breaking: Hammockgate Power Grab
Drama queen Charlotte and Tinselflette have been dominating the headlines lately with their never-ending hammock…
