Filed under: Important Mission ThingsTime: Morning-ish. Or snack o’clock. Dictated to Luna while dangling from…
Tag: Cat blog
LUNA’S COO LOG – Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamnmind in Orange and Black) – Part 3
We resume now our regular programming: Willow’s Status:Suffering quietly. She has claimed the heating pad,…
LUNA’S COO LOG – Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamnmind in Orange and Black) Part 2
Unclear why, wearing a beret two sizes too large, a red neck scarf tied like…
LUNA’S COO LOG – Subject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity, Day 17 of Chaos and Cackles Part 2
LUNA’S COO LOGSubject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamn mind in Orange and…
The Great Sorting Hat Debacle
It all started when Luna—who has somehow acquired my streaming passwords (and no, I still…
LUNA’S COO LOG
Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…
LUNA’S COO LOG: Emergency Staff Briefing with Power Point — Subject: Brain Situation
Time Stamp: 09:14 AMLocation: Living Room Rug / Command PodiumSnacks provided: Freeze-dried salmon bites and…
🐾 Luna’s COO incident log
Operation Brain Blobs – Unauthorized DiscoveryTime Stamp: 03:12 PMLocation: Command Center, under the dining room…
🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: Storm Protocol Violation & Unauthorized Martian Excursion From: Luna, Chief Operations OfficerTo: All…
💦 The Hose, The Glory, and The Mandarina Unsplit – A Porch Times Tactical Debrief
(Filed under: Tactical Debriefing and General Disappointment) To all residents of this house, this porch,…

