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Category: Tartiflette’s zoomies

Tartiflette's zoomies

What is an Airtag and Can I Eat It?

Labeep,
February 15, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh hai, I iz Tartiflette. Mommy put a collar on me with an ertag, now…

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Charlotte rants

Charlotte Speaks: A Public Service Announcement

Labeep,
January 26, 2025August 2, 2025

Greetings, peasants.It is I, Charlotte, your mighty feline overcoat. And today, I bring you a…

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Tartiflette's zoomies

Tartiflette vs. The Piney-Apple

Labeep,
January 19, 2025August 2, 2025

  🍍HELLO WORLD!!! I iz Tartiflette! Today, I, uh… mighta got caught doin’ somethin’… brave….

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Charlotte rants

Charlotte vs. Chick-fil-A (a.k.a. Tartiflette) – A Formal Complaint

Labeep,
January 17, 2025August 3, 2025

Hi, this is Charlotte filing a complaint about Chick-fil-A. She is awful,awful,and iaia does not…

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Charlotte rants

BREAKING NEWS: Charlotte’s Official Statement

Labeep,
January 15, 2025August 2, 2025

Greetings, my loyal subjects and fellow cats of Facebook. I, Charlotte the Magnificent, the ever-suffering…

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Charlotte’s Coup: A Cat’s Quest for Power, Snacks, and Sharp Objects

Labeep,
December 26, 2024August 2, 2025

Chaos Chronicles Presents: The Rebellion of the Pink-Bowed Axes 📰 Breaking News from the Chaos…

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BREAKING NEWS: Catnip Coup: Tartiflette Declares War on the Charlotte Regime

Labeep,
December 5, 2024August 11, 2025

In what can only be described as an incident of catastrophic catnip intoxication, Tartiflette somehow…

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Tartiflette's zoomies

🐾 TARTIFLETTE – The Small Loud One

Labeep,
November 22, 2024August 20, 2025

Self-Introduction:“HIHIHI! I’M TARTI!!! I like COOKIES!!! And my fox Bruno!!! And hammocks and sprinting across…

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Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report

Labeep,
November 3, 2024November 23, 2025

Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report  – Nap Time: SUCCESSFUL – Preferred Sleep Position: Maximum elongation for…

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