Case Title: The Tartiflette Midnight MIA Crisis + The Unauthorized Tulio Humanitarian Fiasco Filed by:…
Category: Luna’s logs
🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: Emergency Weather Protocol Edition Date: One Day Too Dramatic for a TuesdayFiled by:…
Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
Luna’s COO Log – Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotte’s Mental Decline
(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…
🐾LUNA’S OFFICIAL COO LOG, STARDATE: MENINGEYMA CRISIS
Password protected. No humans. No Charlotte. Definitely not the miniature LuPone. No spellcheck. 09:06 AM…
🐾Luna’s COO Log – Entry #843: The Virginia Betrayal
Two days. They were gone for two days. This is not a drill.Status: Fed up….
🐾 Luna’s COO Log: Return of the Humans – Day 1
Operation Nordic Nonsense, Phase IV – The Homebound ChroniclesTime Stamp: 07:30 PMLocation: Command Center (formerly…
Luna’s Log – Mission: “Operation Human Breakdown”
COO Daily Report — Category 5 Packing Event 08:42 – Initial tremors detected: stomping, muttering,…
Luna’s Log
Episode: The Human Is Dramatic Again Filed by Chief Operations Officer Luna, aka Superchat™ –…
LUNA – Chief Operating Officer of Chaos Control
Self-Introduction:“I am Luna, COO. The adult in the room. The Ravenclaw brain keeping this crumbling…

