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Category: General kerfuffles

Charlotte rants

Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”

Labeep,
July 7, 2025August 3, 2025

(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…

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Luna’s COO Log – Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotte’s Mental Decline

Labeep,
July 6, 2025August 4, 2025

(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…

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Charlotte rants

IKEA SKÄRNLIV: A Guide for Karen (Yes, You.) By Charlotte

Labeep,
April 24, 2025August 5, 2025

Model: “SKÄRNLIV” – One unnecessary side table you’ll hate by tomorrow As dictated by Charlotte,…

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Hello. Dis Tarti. So… um… I mighta done a oopsie.

Labeep,
April 22, 2025August 2, 2025

Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie. See, I was being a very…

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🏈 Breaking News from the Cat Cave

Labeep,
February 9, 2025August 2, 2025

  For once, a miracle has occurred—Tartiflette, Charlotte, Ziggy, Lilith, and Luna have set aside…

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Breaking: Hammockgate Power Grab

Labeep,
February 5, 2025August 2, 2025

Drama queen Charlotte and Tinselflette have been dominating the headlines lately with their never-ending hammock…

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Charlotte rants

Karen, You Monster: The Bed Is Going to Move?!

Labeep,
December 12, 2024August 3, 2025

Karen. Karen. KAREN!!!! And what do you have to say for yourself??? What is this…

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BREAKING NEWS: Catnip Coup: Tartiflette Declares War on the Charlotte Regime

Labeep,
December 5, 2024August 11, 2025

In what can only be described as an incident of catastrophic catnip intoxication, Tartiflette somehow…

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Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report

Labeep,
November 3, 2024November 23, 2025

Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report  – Nap Time: SUCCESSFUL – Preferred Sleep Position: Maximum elongation for…

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