(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
Category: General kerfuffles
Luna’s COO Log – Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotte’s Mental Decline
(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…
IKEA SKÄRNLIV: A Guide for Karen (Yes, You.) By Charlotte
Model: “SKÄRNLIV” – One unnecessary side table you’ll hate by tomorrow As dictated by Charlotte,…
Hello. Dis Tarti. So… um… I mighta done a oopsie.
Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie. See, I was being a very…
🏈 Breaking News from the Cat Cave
For once, a miracle has occurred—Tartiflette, Charlotte, Ziggy, Lilith, and Luna have set aside…
Breaking: Hammockgate Power Grab
Drama queen Charlotte and Tinselflette have been dominating the headlines lately with their never-ending hammock…
Karen, You Monster: The Bed Is Going to Move?!
Karen. Karen. KAREN!!!! And what do you have to say for yourself??? What is this…
BREAKING NEWS: Catnip Coup: Tartiflette Declares War on the Charlotte Regime
In what can only be described as an incident of catastrophic catnip intoxication, Tartiflette somehow…
Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report
Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report – Nap Time: SUCCESSFUL – Preferred Sleep Position: Maximum elongation for…

