It all started when Luna—who has somehow acquired my streaming passwords (and no, I still…
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LUNA’S COO LOG
Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…
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LUNA’S COO LOG: Emergency Staff Briefing with Power Point — Subject: Brain Situation
Time Stamp: 09:14 AMLocation: Living Room Rug / Command PodiumSnacks provided: Freeze-dried salmon bites and…
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🐾 Luna’s COO incident log
Operation Brain Blobs – Unauthorized DiscoveryTime Stamp: 03:12 PMLocation: Command Center, under the dining room…
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💦 The Hose, The Glory, and The Mandarina Unsplit – A Porch Times Tactical Debrief
(Filed under: Tactical Debriefing and General Disappointment) To all residents of this house, this porch,…
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🐾 Luna’s COO Incident Log
Case Title: Emergency Weather Protocol Edition Date: One Day Too Dramatic for a TuesdayFiled by:…
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Charlotte threatens to “partir la mandarina en gajos a Lilith”
(To split her tangerine into slices aka I am going to beat the living daylights…
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Luna’s COO Log – Outdoor Protocol Violations, Personnel Oversight, General Household Mayhem, Porch Diplomacy Breakdown, Foreign Intrusions, and Charlotte’s Mental Decline
(Revised After Emergency Séance with Lilith)As Chief Operations Officer of this chaotic enterprise, I hereby…
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IKEA SKÄRNLIV: A Guide for Karen (Yes, You.) By Charlotte
Model: “SKÄRNLIV” – One unnecessary side table you’ll hate by tomorrow As dictated by Charlotte,…
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Hello. Dis Tarti. So… um… I mighta done a oopsie.
Maybe a big oopsie. Maybe a two-fern funeral-sized oopsie. See, I was being a very…
