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Luna’s Incident Report: Tartiflette’s Unauthorized Career Move

Labeep,
January 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Subject:Tartiflette is now… a nurse??? Date: I don’t know, I can’t keep track of time…

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DIE HARD, EXPLAINED BY PRINCESS TARTIREXY

Labeep,
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026

[We see Luna holding a notepad, visibly tense. Charlotte is already messing with the catnip…

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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (4/4)

Labeep,
December 6, 2025December 8, 2025

KAREN’S “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” DECLARATION (Filed under: “I’m Too Old for This Shit, Volume 12”)…

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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (3)

Labeep,
December 2, 2025December 8, 2025

CHARLOTTE’S SECOND REBUTTAL Filed Under: “Luna Has Lost Her Mind (Again)”Prepared By: Charlotte de las…

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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (2)

Labeep,
November 23, 2025November 23, 2025

COO COUNTER-REBUTTAL From: Luna M. Whiskers, COO & Bringer of OrderTo: Charlotte “I Run On…

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URGENT: Karen Scheduled Unauthorized Structural Maintenance without COO Approval (1)

Labeep,
November 17, 2025November 23, 2025

The cats have learned that Karen is going to have surgery and Luna is not…

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LUNA’S COO LOG – Subject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity, Day 17 of Chaos and Cackles Part 2

Labeep,
September 24, 2025November 16, 2025

LUNA’S COO LOGSubject: Operation: Hall-o-no-sanity (or: When Karen Loses Her Goddamn mind in Orange and…

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LUNA’S COO LOG

Labeep,
August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Operation: Google the Blob Thing (In Secret, So Charlotte Doesn’t Call Me Stupid) Time Stamp:…

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LUNA’S COO LOG: Emergency Staff Briefing with Power Point — Subject: Brain Situation

Labeep,
August 18, 2025November 23, 2025

Time Stamp: 09:14 AMLocation: Living Room Rug / Command PodiumSnacks provided: Freeze-dried salmon bites and…

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A Funny Cat Blog Group Chat – NOT the Meow-sical™

Labeep,
June 12, 2025August 2, 2025

(Pinned: This is a safe space. No sudden singing.) Charlotte (aka The Overcoat)3:02 AMIS THERE…

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