Baby Tartiflette’s Nap Report

– Nap Time: SUCCESSFUL

– Preferred Sleep Position: Maximum elongation for ultimate dramatic effect

– Snuggle Buddy: Ziggy Stardust (unaware of her baby duties)

– Baby Thoughts Before Sleep:

– Am I the longest baby?

– Should I touch Ziggy? Yes. Touch achieved.

– Gravity is hard. Must flop.

– One day, Charlotte will accept me as her minion. I will wear a cape. And eat cookies with Bruno.

Final Report: Baby has achieved full STRETCH MODE. Ziggy has achieved BLOB MODE, also known as the cozy cinnamon roll.

Ziggy’s Caption: “She was normal-sized when we started this nap.”

Charlotte is rolling her eyes so hard, she might sprain something.