🏈 Breaking News from the Cat Cave

 

For once, a miracle has occurred—Tartiflette, Charlotte, Ziggy, Lilith, and Luna have set aside their plots of world domination, cookie dreaming, and naps to gather around the glowing rectangle.

Why?
To root for the Philadelphia Eagles!
Yes, a bird. The audacity!

Touchdownflette is the loudest cheerleader, smacking the air like it’s her toy mouse.
Charlotte, ever the strategist, is studying the plays with a sinister gleam (because obviously, she could do better).
Luna is just there for the snacks,
Lilith is eyeing the bird mascot with predatory glee,
and Ziggy… Ziggy fell asleep on Willow.

The cats agree:
Fly, Eagles, Fly—
but only if it’s directly into their paws!

“WE WON!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!! CHURUS FOR EVERYBODY!!!”
– Charlotte