Oh hai, I iz Tartiflette.
Mommy put a collar on me with an ertag, now I am like my evil overcoat
(“I am going to put you in an envelope and mail you to Papua if you keep on calling me overcoat, Tortilla Flat!!! And it is called Airtag!!
– Charlotte.
“I stop when you call me Tar-ti-fle-tte”)
She sez she is scared becos i bolt for the door when it opens! I am fast and I wants to see the world!!!
Mommy got me a harnee…, jarnis… harsomethinh and she sez I can go out and see things like auntie Charlotte
(“I am not your auntie, Fartiflette!!!! I am your evil overload!!!!!
– Charlotte.
“I am not telling her”
– The Karen
“Tell me what, iaia???”
“Nothing”)
We are practisin, not sure aboot this, but I get a Churu after practis like my evil overcoat. She does not practis but she gets churus too!!
(“IAIAIAAAAA!!! Where do you keep the stamps???”
– Charlotte)
Signed:
Tartiflette the Tiny Explorer (Minion-in-Training, Churu Connoisseur)
Filed under: Bold New Adventures | Contains traces of hissy fits
– The Karen (secretly team Fartiflette)
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